20170810 7:11 PM
[CW: CREEPY MOTHERFUCKER, possible panic triggers!]
I just had THE CREEPIEST FUCKING THING happen to me. I was gassing up at a station near work, and had popped into the shop to grab a snack. On my way out, I noticed one of the employees (who was hanging out outside) look at me, and then start walking out towards the pumps. Gut reaction was "Oh shit. He's following me?"
Got to the car, before I had a chance to double check, which was fine, and got halfway in before he tried to ask me a question. He, like most of the folks who work there, is either Indian, or from that general region, and doesn't speak English very well. I probably should have just shut the door and said "No thank you.", but I'm dumb and try to help a little to much sometimes.
First question out of his mouth, in fairly broken English. "Are you a she-male?"
Me (baffled, and more than a little freaked out): "Uh, no, and that's not a very nice thing to call people. I'm just trans." (At this point I'm starting to sit down.)
Him: (Ask-mumbles something about "sharing" in broken English.)
Me (still confused, but my 'be a good trans ambassador' side has now triggered): Umm, what?
Him: (Asks about "sharing" again.)
Me (suuuuper confused): Uh, I don't think I can help you?
Him (trying really hard to communicate, but failing): I am also interested in?
Me (suuuuuuuuuuuuuper confused, not sure if this is someone who's trying to find transition help now or what): ???
At that point, he asked for my number and I said, "Uh, no." I was just about to close the fucking thing when he said "Wait, but I have an 8 inch dick!" and I was like WTF!?!
He came running back just as I was pulling out with a tablet of some sort. I can only imagine what the fuck was on it (probably his cock), but I just put my hand up and drove off like hell. I'm pretty sure I'd have driven OVER him in my panic if he'd tried to stop me. D:
And yes, I *did not* protect myself anywhere near as much as I should have in that encounter, but holy FUCKING SHIT am I freaked out right now. Anything like that ever happens again, and I'm just fucking running. D:
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